Cervantes

In the month of letters, by Cervantes!!!

Intellectual humor:

- Why are you going to university so elegantly?

- Because I have class.

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- I would like to buy a book about fatigue and tiredness.

- I'm sorry, they're out of it.

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- Hey, do you like Einstein's theory?

- Relatively.

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- Doctor, I'm asthmatic, is it grave?

- No, ma'am, it's a proparoxytone.

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- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right, Celeste?

- My name is Violet!

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- Hello, honey, how are you?

- Partly cloudy, with a chance of rain.

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INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE SPANISH LANGUAGE

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With 23 letters, it has been established that the word

Electroencephalographer is the longest of all those approved by the Royal Spanish Academy of Language.

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In the term Centrifugados, all the letters are different and none are repeated.

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The word Oía has three syllables in three letters.

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In Aristocratic, each letter appears twice.

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The word Cinco has five letters, a coincidence that is not recorded in any other number.

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The word Correction has two double letters...

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The words Ecuadorians and Aeronautics have the same letters, but in a different order.

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The word I was there contains four consecutive letters in alphabetical order: s-t-u-v.

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With nine letters, Menstrual is the longest word with only two syllables.

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The word Pedigüeñería has the four flourishes that a term can have in our language: the tilde of the ñ, the diaeresis over the ü, the accent mark and the dot over the i.

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The word Reconocer is read the same from left to right as vice versa (palindrome).

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The word Euphoria has five vowels and only two consonants...

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And finally:

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Another curiosity of Castilian (Spanish):

THE FIVE VOWELS

The famous Spanish writer Lucía Echevarría, winner of the 2004 Planeta Prize, said in an interview that "murciélago" was the only word in the Spanish language that contained the 5 vowels.

A reader, José Fernando Blanco Sánchez, sent the following letter to the director of the ABC newspaper:

I just saw Lucía Echevarría on state television saying that "murciélago" is the only word in our language that has the five vowels.

My dear lady:

Think a little and control your "euphoria."

A "squalid" "architect" called "Aurelio" or "Eulalio" says that the most "authentic" thing is to have a "grandfather" who wears a "patterned" suit and follows the "archetype" of that "rheumatic" and "rejected" old man, who "managed" in his time to be "shorn" by a "communicator" who committed "adultery" with a "cover-up" near the "stadium", without using a "stimulator".

Lady writer, if the "tricky" "statement" of the "equation" leaves you "unresolved," think in a "hierarchical" way.

Don't choke on this "disturbance", which doesn't fit with your "milonguera" and "meticulous" "education".

And repeat with me, as Cantinflas would say:

What ignorance is!

I can only recommend that you refresh yourself with eucalyptus leaves...

Too good not to share!